Things I’ve Thought About While Not Working at Work.

If I ever obtain supreme power, one of my first orders of business will be to establish the Department of Stupid. The sole purpose of this department will be to prevent stupid people from causing the rest of us too much grief. For example, in order to own or operate a computer, you must first be deemed not stupid. There would be a test to determine your computer using fate. Also, cars.

I think it would be much, much, much cooler in church meetings if we replaced the word “amen” with the phrase “so say we all.”

The Man from Snowy River recently regained its title as my favorite movie of all time.

If offered, I would seriously consider driving past PETA headquarters and a mob of angry tree huggers in a Bugatti Veyron, modified to run off of puppies, if it meant I could have one.